10 Things You’ll Hear in Every Club Bathroom

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Ahh, the club bathroom: truthfully, the best place to hear the world’s most embarrassing and/or #WhiteGirlWasted conversations of all time. In celebration of our VIP night out courtesy of pals at Tablelist, we’re listing the Top 10 things you’re most likely to hear in every club bathroom, so grab your Red Bull vodka, download Tablelist and don’t forget to enter using the form below!

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1. “Let’s just make a lap and see what hot guys are here, then commit to a spot.”

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2. “Did you see that skank’s outfit? Who does she think she is? Forever 21-trying-to-be-Herve. Gross. What a COW.”

3. “OMG they have LOLLIPOPS in here!!!! Wait, take that whole pack of gum.” *Leaves $1*

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4. “It’s so awesome that vodka has like, no calories.”

5. “Let’s take a selfie…no wait, the lighting is better outside. Don’t worry about our arms looking fat, I’ll FaceTune it later.”

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6. “I think I slept with that guy.”

7. “Is it going to look drunk if I text him? Like did he see me here? Should we just pretend we ran into him? I didn’t like his Insta so he doesn’t know I know he’s here.”

8. “I know the bartender, we’re like besties, we are NOT paying for drinks.”

9. “Is Sean/Vinny/JoJo/Lil’ Kyle working tonight?”

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10. “F guys, I JUST WANNA DANCE.”

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